Things I want

I require the following:
  • A Red Square shirt like the ones their bartenders wear.
  • One of those old SST Records “Corporate Rock Sucks” stickers
  • An Ellen Feiss coffee mug. Someone was selling them on Cafepress but they were pulled due to copyright concerns.
  • A picture of Monsignor Martinez, the gun toting, sunglasses wearing, vigilante, excommunicated Catholic priest from King of the Hill.
Please advise.